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The Project

Why forking?

 

Because Richy didn’t reply to our PMs on Telegram asking him "when exchanges Richy?". Really rude.

Why calling it Nimiq Cash?

 

Simple, you can’t call it "ncash" (it’s already taken).

Also it has BIGGER BLOCKS!

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What are the planned features of Nimiq Cash?

 

Nimiq Cash is simply Nimiq in better, here are the features we plan to add to the Nimiq Cash protocol:​

  • Smart-contracts

  • zk-SNARK

  • Decentralized oracles (developed in collaboration with Jason Parser)

  • Crex24 listing

  • Deep Convolutional Neural Networks (DCNN)

  • WiiU wallet

Governing Polution

 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Nimiq Cash. The technology is extremely advanced, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the explanation will go over a typical developer's head. There’s also Nimiq Cash humanitarian outlook, which is deftly woven into its technology- its philosophy draws heavily from Bill Gate's literature, for instance. The supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this protocol, to realize that it's not just revolutionary- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Nimiq Cash truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the breakthrough in Nimiq Cash disrupting feature “DCNN,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turing's work. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as this genius project unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Can you elaborate on how you plan to accomplish that?

Cry Us a River

Who is behind this project?

 

A diverse team of experts in Javascript, blockchain, cryptography, business and shitposting. We plan to disclose our identities soon but here is a fair comparaison between the Nimiq team programmers and ours:

Climate Change, Reversed
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